Saturday, November 5, 2011

LIKE, OH EM GEE

Um. First line of bidness, my legs hurt... Really, really... Badly. Actually it's just my knees, like growing pains, but sharper and THEY JUST SPREAD TO MY ELBOW :\

I have a bruise shaped like a heart on my chest. "I have a heart on" Teehee. My bangs bother me so fing much. They keep wanting to chill out where my eye is, and they are not allowed to do that. And the bangs that are SUPPOSED to be above my eye are in my eye all the live-long day. It's like... What, the fuck. (Or one of my other wtfs: Dafuk, dafook, what thuh ff, fuck what the.)

As you can tell, I'm a bit bored BUT. The AR All Hallow's Eve tour that I was actually around for? It was amazing. Clover and I had a hell of a time. I love The Band Manta almost as much as I do Steel Butterflies, and tons of our usual AR fans showed. I got to talk with Anthony Demon (not his real name) and some solo artists. It was cool.

I CANNOT TYPE RIGHT DAFUK. I'm really tired too, and it's 8:01 PM now, and I just got home with Samantha.

I kept SWEARNG I saw Brendon Urie, but it wasn't. I was all excited and then it was just some guy. It's okay though. I joined a new forum and made a character that I'll just call Solix. He's a dude. PB is the man himself, Andy Sixx. And OH MY GOD IS THAT CRISS ANGEL?

Oh, let me show you pictures of my celebrity crushes.

Criss Angel.

Andy Sixx.

Jayy von Monroe.


Chris Dakota & Sam Llansing.
(Probably not in that order, I can't tell 'em apart.)


Brandon Killen.


EVERYBODY in this picture.
Which is of the band Kill Hannah.

Trend, do you see one? Ha.


Most of these guys are like... So much older than me. How old is Criss now? Like 43. He's old enough to be my dad but LOOK AT THAT PICTURE. JUST. LOOK AT IT. Andy's not that bad, he's maybe a year or two younger than my brother. I'm not sure about Jayy, or the rest. Also, in the Kill Hannah picture... Guy on the far right. Who IS THAT. I need to know.

Also, Gerard Way from MCR looks sorta-kinda hot. I also sort of have a thing for Dahvie Vanity. Maybe it's because he's like ten years older than me.


I heard that BotDF's new album, (R)Evolution, is coming out in 2012. I cannot wait, I'm serious.

And BVB's going on tour with my other favorite bands ever ever ever, like Avenged Sevenfold (RIP Jimmy!) and Hollywood Undead (Charlie Scene ftw). I'll have to go stalk that. If I don't, I'll... I'll just... Die. I'll just shrivel up and die. If you love me and you're going, you'll take me wih you because if you don't YOU ARE A MURDERER. I've ALWAYS loved you, don't lie, you know it, and there is no excuse not to take me. I can fit in a box or in your purse and I'll even buy my own ticket if need be.

"HEY DEE, CAN YOU GET MY EYELINER OUT OF MY PURSE?"
"Yeah, where is?"
"Left pocket."
"There's not a pocket there."
"Try the right side."
"Kay, hold... Here you go."
"Thanks, purse buddy!"

If you want a purse buddy, if you like eyeliner, if you like HU, A7X, or BVB, if you love me, and if you love me, you'll take me everywhere on that tour.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

FIRST POST YEEEAH.

So hey everybody. You won't be reading this until a few weeks after this post, but this is gonna be important to read so please please, do read this.

I am Damian Dren Vardette, or as you guys know me, DDV/Somebody Epic. You'r eprobably hear for one of two things. The first thing, and main reason you're probably here, if because I'm That Really Popular Allround Guitarist Guy.  Or, you could just want to stalk me. To be perfectly honest, you can stalk me. Stalk me all you want. Show up at my son's wedding to find me in about twenty years. I don't care.

So, it's Saturday. First day of October. This means that this is the weekend before the HUH YOOGE Allround All Hallow's Eve tour starts up. Where are we gonna be? What are the show times? Who's gonna be there?

Starting Monday, we head on down to Texas. We'll have a show in Dallas or Houston, probably Dallas. As usual, we'll spend about two or three days there. Then, we'll swing on around to the West Coast and do some shows in Orange County. If you find yourself in Orange County, then you'll find us if we're there, I assure you. And after that, we'll do some shows in Las Vegas (HELL YES!), and then we'll start going to some of the wetter states. Seattle, Washington; Portland, Oregon; Helena, Montana. Then we'll hook around and go to New York - the Big Apple is where we'll do two or three shows (two or three days total). We will then go straight south down the rest of the East Coast. Those locations, I'm NOT sure of. You should probably call the director and ask about those, but we will be doing four cities there. After that, we'll def go to Florida and do some shows in Tampa. Then, we'll go back to Dallas for the yearly Allround Halloween specials.

If you don't know what those are - we have costume parties, loud music, food, drinks, so much candy you could overdose and die, and the Masquerade Dance. This year we will also have a rave room or two, so you ravers can finally have your own chill place. Judging the costumes this year will be the job of Malloy Elliot, the Steel Butterflies lead singer.

You'll see old faces and new. In the group category, we have Steel Butterflies, Stripe, Downfall of a Nation, By Knife and Gun, Manta, Black Dress, Texas - and the newer groups - Naughty Hottie, Freakshow, and Syndrome. I think that's all. As usual, I'll be with Steal Butterflies and, maybe, Freakshow & Manta this year. I will also be among the solo artists, like Synsnap, Timothy Haggor, Jacoby "The Twitch" Satturns, Ferret, Eight-Oh-Eight, Pawprint, and my buddy Somebody Cool.

Showtimes are the usual. Country will start at noon and end at 1:30 PM. Pop is 2:00-3:00 PM. Rock/ Heavy Metal is 4:00-6:00 PM. the second round of pop (including synthpop/electropop/dance) starts at 7:00 and by 8:00, fades into the hardcore rave which ends up 9:00. We then repeat the cycles with Rock and Heavy Metal at 9:30-11:30, Pop being 12:00-1:00, and Rave being 1:30-2:30. If you wanna catch me, just follow the bands I play with (Steel Butterflies, possibly Freakshow and Manta). I'll be doing lead guitar for SB, vocals for Freakshow, vocals & lead guitar for Manta. SB is still a rock band. Freakshow is a rave/electropop/dance group. Manta is a rock band a lot like Avenged Sevenfold. If you want to know more about who's with who and who does what, call the director.

Something really new about this All Hallow's Eve tour, is we won't be doing as many covers as we normally do and, instead, bands will write some of their own songs. I helped Steel Butterflies with their song, And As We Drop Like Flies. I've also looked at Freakshow's songs; Around We Go and Looking Back, Too Fast. I think that all of the songs are going to be great. All I know from the other groups, is that Manta's playing Scream by Avenged Sevenfold just for my sake.

So, the tour is October 3-31. We'll visit a lot of major US cities. You have the show times, bands, solo artists, and updates.

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I am SO amped. I haven't really been with the AR events lately, so I nearly shat bricks when Clover (Somebody Cool) called me up and told me that I was invited to the All Hallow's Eve tour and, better yet, I had some band offers AND Steel Butterflies was going. It was just too perfect! I, of course, said yes and got the numbers of the band offers I had. I also called up Steel Butterflies and they were insanely happy to hear from me. They were actually talking about changing their name, settling on the current lineup, and trying to get a record deal. Still might happen. Let's cross our fingers, toes, and eyes for them! I asked if settling on the current lineup meant me too, and they said yeah. So the lineup is - Brandy Fishers and Shane Belk on vocals, me on guitar, Nicky Fishers on bass, and Clover Hallafield (Somebody Cool) on drums. We decided we'd be like Black Veil Brides and paint our faces are go out there looking like rockstars. I really hope somebody gets pictures of that.


What am I gonna be for Halloween? That, my dears, is a surprise. I will tell you, though, you won't recognize me at all. And I won't be needing to buy a corset because I already have the figure sorta kinda. I am totally kidding, by the way. I'll be something sexy.


YEAH SO. Got my hair done yesterday. It's black again, all black, black as night. Sam got his dyed, too, though his change wasn't as dramatic - dark reddish brown with the lower layers being bright red. Yeah, Sam is coming with me this time! It's pretty epic, having your boyfriend come along. We also got our ears repierced, and I swapped out my slave ring for a barbell (tongue-wise). I also got my lip done again, now it's back to the way you remember me. Black ear studs, black barbell, and a black lip ring with a black bead. Somebody made the note that I can no longer wear lipstick. Whoever said that, touche. You should know that I wear lip gloss, not lipstick. Damn you. D:< Ahem. Later, once my lip piercing is all healed, I'll get another and have a custom put on there. Two rings, one on each side of my bottom lip, with a little chain between the two. Yeah.


Um. As I did on my very first All Hallow's Eve tour, for he ENTIRE tour, I'll be wearing all black. Entirely black. Because I can. My hair's gotten longer, it's a little past my shoulders now. It makes me feel like Andy Six.


My cat, which smells very strange, loves Lindt coconut. Also, a blender caught on fire last night so I can't have any smoothies. Both of these facts are random, yet important to me.


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Bye, loves!